A PUBLIC GITHUB REPO PERSONALITY TEST / WITH RECEIPTS

IS YOUR
REPO CURSED?

Your codebase has a vibe.
Its lockfiles have evidence.

Free CrossCheck Quick Scan. Public GitHub repositories only. No sign-in, installation or card.
Root package-manager signals only — not a full scan or security assessment.

Lockfile Poltergeist

Multiple managers. One directory. A very awkward house meeting.

Suspiciously Functional Adult

The inspected signals agree. We hate how reasonable this is.

Repository Cryptid

No readable signal? No made-up verdict. The mystery survives.

The roast is optional. The evidence isn’t.

We inspect a public commit’s root package.json and six known lockfile paths using CrossCheck’s package-manager evidence rules. Multiple signals can be intentional. Clean is allowed. Nothing is executed.

Entertainment archetypes, not security or quality ratings. We don’t read private repositories, download lockfile contents or store source code. Share links contain only signed public snapshot facts. Read the exact limits.